1 00:00:09,500 --> 00:00:11,733 I haven't checked the Fairchild figures. 2 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:14,733 When Andrews calls, I'll transfer that to you. 3 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:17,733 The newcomb people have got to see you. 4 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:20,633 In fact, deal with Knowles, too. 5 00:00:20,700 --> 00:00:21,900 2 P.M. 6 00:00:21,967 --> 00:00:24,933 In fact, you've had good luck with stillwell-- 7 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:26,633 right. Stillwell, 2:30. 8 00:00:26,700 --> 00:00:27,933 Donald? 9 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:29,100 Hmm? 10 00:00:29,167 --> 00:00:30,600 Are you all right? 11 00:00:30,667 --> 00:00:32,100 Caletron's calling. It's urgent. 12 00:00:32,167 --> 00:00:34,867 Well, I can't put off that memo. 13 00:00:34,933 --> 00:00:37,867 Mr. Rogers, your call to Hawaii is holding. 14 00:00:37,933 --> 00:00:41,733 Mr. Beeman, Mr. Chandler has a flight in 40 minutes. 15 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:44,933 I've got a folder with everything he needs. 16 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,500 I'll send it over. 17 00:00:46,567 --> 00:00:48,467 [Telephone rings] 18 00:00:49,633 --> 00:00:51,333 [Telephone rings, intercom buzzes] 19 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:52,933 Hello, beeman here. 20 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,433 Excuse me, sir. 21 00:00:54,500 --> 00:00:57,433 No, I think I know what you're-- 22 00:00:57,500 --> 00:00:59,433 uh-huh. Could you hold? 23 00:00:59,500 --> 00:01:01,733 I'm sorry, but these went out 24 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:03,933 without a signature from downstairs. 25 00:01:04,067 --> 00:01:05,567 Tell them it's pending. 26 00:01:05,633 --> 00:01:08,067 The previous agreement covers it anyway. 27 00:01:08,067 --> 00:01:11,567 When vacation time rolls around, 28 00:01:11,633 --> 00:01:15,067 too many firms all too often dis-- 29 00:01:24,167 --> 00:01:26,300 [Intercom buzzes] 30 00:01:27,767 --> 00:01:29,633 [Buzz] 31 00:01:29,700 --> 00:01:31,100 Beeman here. 32 00:01:31,167 --> 00:01:33,333 Let me check the date. 24th... 33 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:36,067 Is an important factor that is-- 34 00:01:36,067 --> 00:01:37,433 [intercom buzzes] 35 00:01:37,500 --> 00:01:39,433 I wasn't to be disturbed. 36 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:41,733 There's a lady on the line 37 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:45,633 from a firm called up against the wall, incorporated. 38 00:01:45,700 --> 00:01:47,300 But, i-i-i-i-- 39 00:01:49,700 --> 00:01:51,233 yes, what is it? 40 00:01:51,300 --> 00:01:54,933 Is this Mr. Turnbull, vice president of servo-temp, incorporated? 41 00:01:55,067 --> 00:01:56,433 That's right. 42 00:01:56,500 --> 00:01:58,733 Good morning. This is miss Simmons, 43 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:01,933 project coordinator for up against the wall, incorporated. 44 00:02:02,067 --> 00:02:03,933 Our organization planted a bomb 45 00:02:04,067 --> 00:02:05,433 in your office building. 46 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:08,433 It's set to explode in six minutes. 47 00:02:08,500 --> 00:02:11,433 Let me put you on hold. 48 00:02:11,500 --> 00:02:13,967 Transfer this call to Donald. 49 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:15,700 [Intercom buzzes] 50 00:02:15,767 --> 00:02:18,067 [Ticking] 51 00:02:18,067 --> 00:02:19,700 [Buzz] 52 00:02:19,767 --> 00:02:20,933 [Ticking] 53 00:02:21,067 --> 00:02:23,067 [Buzz buzz buzz] 54 00:02:23,067 --> 00:02:26,633 [Ticking] 55 00:02:26,700 --> 00:02:28,300 [Buzz buzz] 56 00:02:33,067 --> 00:02:35,567 [Buzz buzz buzz] 57 00:02:37,500 --> 00:02:40,067 I thought you were getting that. 58 00:02:40,067 --> 00:02:41,800 I'll get it later. 59 00:03:03,867 --> 00:03:07,300 Mr. Beeman, please call the operator. 60 00:03:18,567 --> 00:03:21,800 Mr. Beeman, please call the operator. 61 00:03:31,567 --> 00:03:35,300 Mr. Beeman, please call the operator. 62 00:03:38,067 --> 00:03:39,433 What about the meeting? 63 00:03:39,500 --> 00:03:42,433 Wasn't it supposed to be in your office? 64 00:03:42,500 --> 00:03:44,433 Not long and drawn out. 65 00:03:44,500 --> 00:03:47,067 I have the figures right here. 66 00:03:47,067 --> 00:03:48,633 O.k., good. 67 00:03:48,700 --> 00:03:50,300 Wait a second... 68 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:57,367 Actually, it's the amount of our... 69 00:03:57,433 --> 00:03:59,733 [Ticking] 70 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:02,733 Mr. Beeman, I have a message from miss Simmons 71 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:05,433 of up against the wall, incorporated. 72 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:08,933 They said they never send messages of this nature 73 00:04:09,067 --> 00:04:10,733 unless the situation is urgent. 74 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:14,933 The message is, "60 seconds, and it's your corporate ass." 75 00:04:15,067 --> 00:04:16,433 Thank you. 76 00:04:16,500 --> 00:04:17,933 ...that the institute... 77 00:04:18,067 --> 00:04:19,800 [Explosion] 78 00:04:27,333 --> 00:04:29,800 [Door buzzer] 79 00:04:32,067 --> 00:04:34,800 [Buzz buzz] 80 00:04:52,700 --> 00:04:55,800 [Buzz buzz] 81 00:05:09,767 --> 00:05:11,800 [Buzz] 82 00:05:27,133 --> 00:05:31,067 Hi! I'm probably a little early. I couldn't sleep. 83 00:05:31,133 --> 00:05:32,433 Um... 84 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:35,433 Is there something I can do for you? 85 00:05:35,500 --> 00:05:37,933 No. Just lead me to it. 86 00:05:38,067 --> 00:05:39,967 Just lead you to what? 87 00:05:40,067 --> 00:05:42,467 I'm Mr. Weber. 88 00:05:43,700 --> 00:05:46,300 Oh, good. 89 00:05:48,067 --> 00:05:49,933 The piano tuner. 90 00:05:50,067 --> 00:05:52,467 Oh! I don't have a piano. 91 00:05:52,533 --> 00:05:54,367 9:00, Tuesday morning. 92 00:05:54,433 --> 00:05:57,633 Your wife made the appointment. Very lovely voice. 93 00:05:57,700 --> 00:06:01,100 Oh, thank you. I don't have a wife. 94 00:06:01,167 --> 00:06:02,800 No? I don't either. 95 00:06:02,867 --> 00:06:04,600 I am engaged, sort of. 96 00:06:04,667 --> 00:06:07,433 We haven't set a date or anything. 97 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:09,433 We're kind of engaged. 98 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:12,733 The mix-up about the wife is nothing, but... 99 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:16,433 No piano! I've never been so far off target. 100 00:06:16,500 --> 00:06:18,800 I don't know the procedure. 101 00:06:18,867 --> 00:06:21,833 Why don't you come in, take a look, 102 00:06:21,900 --> 00:06:24,933 and make sure I don't have a piano. 103 00:06:25,067 --> 00:06:26,433 I believe you. 104 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:27,933 Just a quick look. 105 00:06:28,067 --> 00:06:30,633 It will wrap this thing up. 106 00:06:30,700 --> 00:06:31,800 Well, I... 107 00:06:31,867 --> 00:06:36,067 I shouldn't, but I will take a tiny peek. 108 00:06:43,067 --> 00:06:45,300 Piano. Piano. 109 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:51,633 Piece of candy? 110 00:06:51,700 --> 00:06:52,933 Oh, thank you. 111 00:06:53,067 --> 00:06:54,800 [Clink] 112 00:07:04,067 --> 00:07:05,800 Oh! Ha ha ha. 113 00:07:10,500 --> 00:07:12,433 Well, it's a wise man 114 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:14,567 that knows his own possessions. 115 00:07:14,633 --> 00:07:16,433 There's no piano, sure enough. 116 00:07:16,500 --> 00:07:18,433 Donald? Donald, who's out there? 117 00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:20,067 Is everything all right? 118 00:07:20,100 --> 00:07:24,433 Mr. Weber, do you have a minute to meet my friend? 119 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:25,767 I'd be delighted. 120 00:07:25,833 --> 00:07:29,567 Wait. I can make up for that piano thing. 121 00:07:29,633 --> 00:07:30,767 Oh, that's not necessary. 122 00:07:30,833 --> 00:07:33,933 Crawl back in bed. I won't be long. 123 00:07:34,067 --> 00:07:35,433 Donald, who's that man? 124 00:07:35,500 --> 00:07:37,800 Come in here. Come on! 125 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:42,733 Hello? It's me. O.K. If I come in? 126 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:44,933 Oh, sure. I'm Paula frankinheimer. 127 00:07:45,067 --> 00:07:46,633 I live here, too. 128 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:47,933 I'm Mr. Weber. 129 00:07:48,067 --> 00:07:49,933 Weber! I bet you're Irish. 130 00:07:50,067 --> 00:07:51,433 I don't think so. 131 00:07:51,500 --> 00:07:53,933 I thought those were Irish eyes. 132 00:07:54,067 --> 00:07:55,433 Well, Donald. 133 00:07:55,500 --> 00:07:57,433 I thought a little breakfast 134 00:07:57,500 --> 00:07:59,633 would be just the ticket. 135 00:07:59,700 --> 00:08:00,933 That's, uh... 136 00:08:01,067 --> 00:08:02,433 Set it right here. 137 00:08:02,500 --> 00:08:03,733 That's, uh... That's fantastic. 138 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:06,933 I didn't know you would do this. 139 00:08:07,067 --> 00:08:08,933 Just the niceties of life. 140 00:08:09,067 --> 00:08:10,433 That's nice. Hey, Paula. 141 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:14,633 Come on over and have some of Mr. Weber's eggs. 142 00:08:14,700 --> 00:08:15,733 Come on, Paula. 143 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:18,633 Come on, honey. Right over here. 144 00:08:18,700 --> 00:08:19,867 Coffee? 145 00:08:19,933 --> 00:08:22,933 She's a little grouchy sometimes in the morning. 146 00:08:23,067 --> 00:08:24,633 Have some orange juice. 147 00:08:24,700 --> 00:08:25,833 Oh, just a bit, 148 00:08:25,900 --> 00:08:29,433 but that doesn't mean I'm having a good time. 149 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:31,167 Donald, I've been thinking. 150 00:08:31,233 --> 00:08:33,567 I've done all right today. 151 00:08:33,633 --> 00:08:35,100 I've really done o.K. 152 00:08:35,167 --> 00:08:36,933 You have. You've been fantastic. 153 00:08:37,067 --> 00:08:39,933 Coming into a situation unaware like this 154 00:08:40,067 --> 00:08:41,733 has made all the difference. 155 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:44,733 It's been a real eyeopener for me. 156 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:48,233 Maybe I don't need pianos anymore. 157 00:08:48,300 --> 00:08:50,433 I mean, all these years, 158 00:08:50,500 --> 00:08:53,433 I've been using pianos as a crutch 159 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:55,433 in my relationships with people. 160 00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:58,933 You mean you're going to try to get customers 161 00:08:59,067 --> 00:09:00,500 that don't have pianos? 162 00:09:00,567 --> 00:09:02,433 It would take guts, Donald. 163 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:03,933 It would take guts. 164 00:09:04,067 --> 00:09:05,633 Hmm... 165 00:09:05,700 --> 00:09:07,200 I don't know. 166 00:09:07,267 --> 00:09:10,500 Don't get me wrong. I'm not criticizing, 167 00:09:10,567 --> 00:09:12,567 but I don't know. 168 00:09:12,633 --> 00:09:16,433 Well, I wish you all the luck in the world. 169 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:17,733 Thank you, Donald. 170 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:20,733 Jeez, it's exciting to think about. 171 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:23,867 Donald, won't you be late for work? 172 00:09:23,933 --> 00:09:27,233 It doesn't matter. It's my last day. 173 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:28,933 What? 174 00:09:29,067 --> 00:09:31,067 I left the water running. 175 00:09:31,133 --> 00:09:32,433 There's no water running. 176 00:09:32,500 --> 00:09:35,300 I left the water running, Donald. 177 00:09:36,333 --> 00:09:37,733 There's no water running-- 178 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:40,433 Donald, I won't marry a drifter. 179 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:43,433 Drifter? Paula, I've been working seven years. 180 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:45,933 Very few drifters work seven years 181 00:09:46,067 --> 00:09:48,433 as marketing analysts 182 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:50,400 in the servomechanism industry. 183 00:09:50,467 --> 00:09:54,900 Won't you tell me what it is you're going to do? 184 00:09:54,967 --> 00:09:58,067 I'd rather get into it a little first. 185 00:09:58,133 --> 00:10:00,933 Then I promise I'll tell you about it. 186 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:04,900 [Piano playing] 187 00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:51,433 I shouldn't leave during a lesson like this. 188 00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:52,933 Donald, listen to me. 189 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,433 I don't want you to go. 190 00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:58,433 Perhaps my wishes mean nothing to you. 191 00:10:58,500 --> 00:11:00,100 Yeah, perhaps they don't. 192 00:11:00,167 --> 00:11:02,767 Hear me out. 193 00:11:02,833 --> 00:11:05,933 I sure you're not the sort of man 194 00:11:06,067 --> 00:11:07,933 to go against the wishes 195 00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:11,067 of those near and dear to you. 196 00:11:13,067 --> 00:11:15,800 Surprise! Surprise! 197 00:11:17,700 --> 00:11:18,933 Huh-- 198 00:11:19,067 --> 00:11:20,667 mom! 199 00:11:20,733 --> 00:11:23,067 Hello, Donald. 200 00:11:23,133 --> 00:11:27,633 Dad, what are you-- what are you doing in there? 201 00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:31,067 Well, Mr. Turnbull wanted it to be a surprise. 202 00:11:31,100 --> 00:11:32,467 What can I say? 203 00:11:32,533 --> 00:11:36,567 I know you want to be alone with your family. 204 00:11:36,633 --> 00:11:38,433 I'll wait in the cab. 205 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:40,733 I don't know what to say. 206 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:43,733 We felt the same way when Mr. Turnbull 207 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:47,833 said he was bringing US to see you. 208 00:11:47,900 --> 00:11:49,800 You know why we're here. 209 00:11:49,867 --> 00:11:52,933 Mr. Turnbull says you have gotten mixed up 210 00:11:53,067 --> 00:11:55,533 with the wrong sort of people. 211 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:56,733 Oh. Mom... 212 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:59,867 It's none of his damn business. 213 00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:03,433 Whenever I stop at the filling station for gas, 214 00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:06,433 I always tell them, "from all I hear, 215 00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:09,433 "Donald's doing very well as a young executive 216 00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:10,933 in Los Angeles, California." 217 00:12:11,067 --> 00:12:14,433 That's nice. Dad, there's nothing to worry about. 218 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:17,333 By the way, they redid the filling station 219 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:18,867 in Spanish hacienda style. 220 00:12:18,933 --> 00:12:22,467 The lube job section has a cathedral beam ceiling. 221 00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:24,833 He doesn't care about that! 222 00:12:24,900 --> 00:12:28,433 I was wondering what happened to that filling station. 223 00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:30,933 As long as you're out here, 224 00:12:31,067 --> 00:12:33,133 we should spend time together. 225 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:34,733 We'll have dinner tonight. 226 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:37,733 I should have had you out here sooner. 227 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:41,333 Could be a nice long vacation for you. 228 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:43,633 Oh, it sounds nice. 229 00:12:43,700 --> 00:12:45,600 We've missed your flight back, 230 00:12:45,667 --> 00:12:48,433 but the train is just as fast. 231 00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:51,433 We don't want to overstay our welcome. 232 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:53,067 You just got here! 233 00:12:53,133 --> 00:12:55,100 Just stay till this evening. 234 00:12:55,167 --> 00:12:57,233 The dinner won't be long. 235 00:12:57,300 --> 00:13:00,067 We don't want to cause any trouble here. 236 00:13:00,067 --> 00:13:01,733 I guess Disneyland is out. 237 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:05,467 We'd hoped to see it. There's no chance now. 238 00:13:05,533 --> 00:13:08,733 Stay tonight. We'll go to Disneyland tomorrow. 239 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:12,867 We really didn't want to see it much, anyway. 240 00:13:12,933 --> 00:13:15,733 Listen, don't--they've got a hotel at Disneyland. 241 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:19,067 We can spend the whole week out there. 242 00:13:19,067 --> 00:13:20,567 Well, don't worry, darling. 243 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:23,067 We'll write when we get home. 244 00:13:23,133 --> 00:13:24,433 Bye-bye. 245 00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:26,900 [Turnbull] Hurry up. Hurry up! 246 00:13:26,967 --> 00:13:28,633 All aboard, please. 247 00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:31,933 Now boarding for flagstaff... 248 00:13:32,067 --> 00:13:33,933 Donald? 249 00:13:34,067 --> 00:13:35,800 Donald? 250 00:13:45,067 --> 00:13:46,800 [Telephone rings] 251 00:13:48,767 --> 00:13:50,300 [Ring] 252 00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:56,800 Donald, phone. 253 00:14:08,067 --> 00:14:09,933 Hello? 254 00:14:10,067 --> 00:14:12,800 I can't... Hold on, just-- 255 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:19,933 sorry, we're in the midst of the rehearsal. Hello? 256 00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:22,267 This is Paula. Tell me, 257 00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:25,267 why am I always the last to know? 258 00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:27,433 You're not last to know. 259 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,733 You must be second or third, 260 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,900 unless turnbull's been telling everybody. 261 00:14:31,967 --> 00:14:36,533 Don't expect me to be here when you come home. 262 00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:56,300 [Whirring] 263 00:15:03,167 --> 00:15:04,433 Glad to see you. 264 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:07,467 I didn't think you'd be here. 265 00:15:16,067 --> 00:15:17,733 You look tired. 266 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:21,167 Oh, it's... It's been a long day. 267 00:15:21,233 --> 00:15:22,800 Homework? 268 00:15:22,867 --> 00:15:23,933 Hmm? 269 00:15:24,067 --> 00:15:25,733 I said is that homework? 270 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:29,433 Each student is issued one of these on enrollment. 271 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:32,433 I brought mine home because the instructor said, 272 00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:34,433 "get to know your rabbit." 273 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:36,933 I got a good rabbit, too. 274 00:15:37,067 --> 00:15:39,433 It doesn't suit you! 275 00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:43,133 Hey, Paula, let's not go through this again. 276 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:44,600 I can't help it. 277 00:15:44,667 --> 00:15:47,100 You used to look so nice 278 00:15:47,167 --> 00:15:48,600 with your attache case. 279 00:15:48,667 --> 00:15:51,100 It was a handsome color, too-- 280 00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:53,067 burnt umber! 281 00:15:53,133 --> 00:15:54,800 [Machine whirs] 282 00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:03,933 [Turns machine off] 283 00:16:04,067 --> 00:16:05,633 Turn around. 284 00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:06,933 Why? 285 00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:08,633 Just turn around. 286 00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:09,933 Give me a kiss. 287 00:16:10,067 --> 00:16:11,967 No. 288 00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:24,300 No. 289 00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:27,433 No? Hey. 290 00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:29,433 Let me see that ear. 291 00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:32,933 Remember when you first moved in? 292 00:16:33,067 --> 00:16:35,433 When I got home from work, 293 00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:37,433 we could never decide 294 00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:39,733 whether we were going to eat before-- 295 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:42,933 yeah. I think it's coming back to me. 296 00:16:43,067 --> 00:16:44,800 Yes, it is. 297 00:16:57,233 --> 00:16:59,300 [Telephone rings] 298 00:17:00,767 --> 00:17:02,300 [Ring] 299 00:17:04,767 --> 00:17:06,300 [Ring] 300 00:17:08,067 --> 00:17:09,800 [Ring] 301 00:17:12,067 --> 00:17:13,633 [Ring] 302 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:14,933 [Paula giggling] 303 00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:16,633 Ah... 304 00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:17,967 Yeah? 305 00:17:18,067 --> 00:17:20,933 I am not going to accept 306 00:17:21,067 --> 00:17:23,133 your letter of resignation. 307 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:26,267 I didn't write a letter of resignation. 308 00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:28,967 I know, but I assumed one 309 00:17:29,067 --> 00:17:30,300 would be forthcoming. 310 00:17:30,367 --> 00:17:32,433 I think this is something 311 00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:34,633 that'll wait till tomorrow morning. 312 00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:37,067 I'm hanging up. 313 00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:42,433 Who was that? 314 00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:43,767 That was turnbull. 315 00:17:43,833 --> 00:17:48,067 He was trying to get me to change my mind. 316 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,800 Oh. 317 00:17:51,067 --> 00:17:53,633 Incidentally, that reminds me. 318 00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:54,933 What's that? 319 00:17:55,067 --> 00:17:56,800 Don't touch me! 320 00:18:01,700 --> 00:18:03,433 Leave me alone. 321 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,633 What the hell's going on? 322 00:18:05,700 --> 00:18:07,067 I made a rule. 323 00:18:07,133 --> 00:18:08,733 You're not to touch me 324 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:12,433 till you give up this crazy scheme of yours. 325 00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,433 When did you decide that? 326 00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:15,933 Yesterday afternoon. 327 00:18:16,067 --> 00:18:17,433 What about last night? 328 00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:19,933 Last night was an exception. 329 00:18:20,067 --> 00:18:21,800 [Door buzzer] 330 00:18:26,667 --> 00:18:28,467 [Buzz] 331 00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:30,733 Look, Mr. Turnbull, i-- 332 00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:33,433 I forgot the most important quality 333 00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:34,933 of a top executive. 334 00:18:35,067 --> 00:18:36,433 The ability to improvise. 335 00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:39,433 Would you let me lead my own life? 336 00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:42,433 I figured out how neither of US 337 00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:45,433 has to worry about a letter of resignation. 338 00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:47,733 You've taken a leave of absence-- 339 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:49,933 an indefinite leave of absence. 340 00:18:50,067 --> 00:18:51,733 Fine, fine. Well, good night. 341 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:55,433 I wrote an announcement to send to the papers. 342 00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:57,433 "Donald beeman, long-time market--" 343 00:18:57,500 --> 00:19:00,500 do you want your middle initial in there? 344 00:19:00,567 --> 00:19:01,733 I really don't care. 345 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:04,933 A good middle initial can add a lot. 346 00:19:05,067 --> 00:19:06,433 Donald! 347 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:08,933 "R" for example. "Donald r. Beeman." 348 00:19:09,067 --> 00:19:10,433 Let's do it now. 349 00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:12,933 I've got to have it now! 350 00:19:13,067 --> 00:19:15,433 Oh, Donald! Come on. 351 00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:17,933 That's what I thought! I'm packing! 352 00:19:18,067 --> 00:19:19,433 What's going on? 353 00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:20,733 What are you doing? 354 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:23,933 Let go! I'm sick of your crazy games. 355 00:19:24,067 --> 00:19:26,067 You weren't to touch me 356 00:19:26,133 --> 00:19:27,733 until you quit those lessons! 357 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,633 You're the one that suggested it! 358 00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:31,933 That was a test. 359 00:19:32,067 --> 00:19:33,433 That was a test? 360 00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:36,733 I thought it was another one of your exceptions. 361 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,433 How about it? "Donald r. Beeman"? 362 00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:42,733 I don't care. Just leave it like it is. 363 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:46,433 Paula, I will stand here until you come out. 364 00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:48,733 "Donald beeman, long-time marketing analyst 365 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:50,733 "with servo-temp, incorporated, 366 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:53,933 "has taken an indefinite leave of absence 367 00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:56,433 "to devote more of his time 368 00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:57,933 to various personal interests." 369 00:19:58,067 --> 00:19:59,567 Do you like it? 370 00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:00,933 It's not true. Paula? 371 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,933 You're acting like a baby. 372 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,433 The only thing that bothers me, 373 00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:07,733 it's the same announcement I released 374 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:11,933 about Kramer after he tore the dress off that secretary. 375 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,100 Don't bother seeing me out! 376 00:20:14,167 --> 00:20:16,433 Will anyone notice the similarity? 377 00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:17,933 We can discuss this! 378 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,567 Why-- 379 00:20:19,633 --> 00:20:22,433 you're just going to walk out? 380 00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:24,933 You're really acting silly. Paula-- 381 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,633 ah! 382 00:20:26,700 --> 00:20:28,433 Ah! Paula! 383 00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:29,933 Give me another test. 384 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,067 I'm sure I'll do better. 385 00:20:32,133 --> 00:20:33,500 Paula, what about the... 386 00:20:33,567 --> 00:20:35,300 What about all... 387 00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:41,433 Donald, just say the word 388 00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:44,800 if I've come at a bad time. 389 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:11,300 [Meowing] 390 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:33,733 I noticed you have rooms by the month. 391 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:36,433 That's right. I better warn you, 392 00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:38,433 no loud music after 10:00. 393 00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:41,600 I think a room here would fit in 394 00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:44,067 with my new way of life. 395 00:21:58,067 --> 00:21:59,433 May I help you? 396 00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:02,633 Yes. I'd like to see something seedy. 397 00:22:02,700 --> 00:22:04,300 Come with me. 398 00:22:23,067 --> 00:22:25,300 [Tap dancing] 399 00:22:34,067 --> 00:22:36,800 No. No. 400 00:22:37,700 --> 00:22:39,300 No, no, no. 401 00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:42,633 Look at your hands. 402 00:22:42,700 --> 00:22:44,300 Look at them! 403 00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:50,300 You're holding your rabbit all wrong. 404 00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:54,067 1, 2, 3, 4, 1, 2, 3, 4, 405 00:22:54,133 --> 00:22:55,933 1, 2, 3, 4, rabbit! 406 00:22:56,067 --> 00:22:57,800 [Knocking on door] 407 00:22:58,867 --> 00:23:01,300 [Knocking on door] 408 00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:03,933 Look here, Mr. Turnbull, 409 00:23:04,067 --> 00:23:05,733 this has gone far enough. 410 00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:08,733 This must be it. No doubt about it. 411 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:11,600 I thought you were somebody else. 412 00:23:11,667 --> 00:23:15,100 Is this a five-day party or not? 413 00:23:15,167 --> 00:23:16,367 No, it's not. 414 00:23:16,433 --> 00:23:19,233 Call me Vic. What do you call yourself? 415 00:23:19,300 --> 00:23:20,433 Uh, Donald. 416 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:22,433 How the hell are you? 417 00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:25,433 Donald-baby, why don't we find the party? 418 00:23:25,500 --> 00:23:28,767 I was going to rehearse with my rabbit. 419 00:23:28,833 --> 00:23:31,933 Your rabbit. Ha! That's very funny. 420 00:23:32,067 --> 00:23:33,433 Put the rabbit down. 421 00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:35,733 We'll go and find the party. 422 00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:38,733 It would be crazy to miss this party. 423 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:42,933 It will be going on for four or five days. 424 00:23:43,067 --> 00:23:45,433 I guess my rabbit won't mind. 425 00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:48,067 They can take care of themselves. 426 00:23:48,067 --> 00:23:49,433 Four-day party, huh? 427 00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:52,800 I'll get the door so nobody takes your rabbit. 428 00:23:52,867 --> 00:23:56,733 It's a lot of people from the field of glamour. 429 00:23:56,800 --> 00:24:00,067 Think it will be a wild one, huh? 430 00:24:00,067 --> 00:24:01,633 It better be! 431 00:24:01,700 --> 00:24:03,233 Yes? 432 00:24:03,300 --> 00:24:04,867 What did I tell you? 433 00:24:04,933 --> 00:24:07,933 Call me Vic-baby. This is Don-baby. 434 00:24:08,067 --> 00:24:09,633 Sure it's all right? 435 00:24:09,700 --> 00:24:10,933 Oh, sure, honey. 436 00:24:11,067 --> 00:24:12,933 [Crowd is very quiet] 437 00:24:13,067 --> 00:24:14,433 My name's flo. 438 00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:18,300 I'll let you meet the others on your own. 439 00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:23,700 [Flo humming] 440 00:24:23,767 --> 00:24:25,800 [Flo] Let's have some drinks. 441 00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:29,300 Hi. 442 00:24:30,667 --> 00:24:31,933 * boo, boo, boo, boo 443 00:24:32,067 --> 00:24:34,433 * boo, boo * 444 00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:37,433 this has been going on since last night? 445 00:24:37,500 --> 00:24:40,633 That's right! Ha ha ha! 446 00:24:42,700 --> 00:24:44,667 Chip? 447 00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:50,133 It's going to go on for four more nights? 448 00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:51,933 That's right! Oops! 449 00:24:52,067 --> 00:24:53,800 Hey, cheers! 450 00:24:55,067 --> 00:24:57,067 Until the booze holds out. 451 00:24:58,333 --> 00:25:01,933 We may go on even till Wednesday! 452 00:25:02,067 --> 00:25:04,700 Maybe even Thursday. Boop! 453 00:25:04,767 --> 00:25:06,067 Boop. 454 00:25:06,100 --> 00:25:09,933 Um, are you, uh... 455 00:25:10,067 --> 00:25:11,467 Are you with anybody? 456 00:25:11,533 --> 00:25:14,933 Is that type of cheap broad with no brassiere 457 00:25:15,067 --> 00:25:17,100 ever with anybody? 458 00:25:17,167 --> 00:25:19,933 Can you count on a girl 459 00:25:20,067 --> 00:25:21,600 with no brassiere? Nowhere. 460 00:25:21,667 --> 00:25:24,567 Go on, ask her. Tell him. 461 00:25:24,633 --> 00:25:26,800 Hi, my name is Susan. 462 00:25:26,867 --> 00:25:28,067 Susan! Ha! 463 00:25:28,067 --> 00:25:29,600 I love it, huh? 464 00:25:29,667 --> 00:25:33,633 How do they come up with names like that? 465 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:35,433 Ha! Susan. 466 00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:37,733 Let's get out of here. 467 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:40,133 Wait a minute, Vic-baby! 468 00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:44,500 I gave you a bum steer with this party. 469 00:25:44,567 --> 00:25:48,267 There's a wild place I was saving for later. 470 00:25:48,333 --> 00:25:49,900 Leave it to me! 471 00:25:49,967 --> 00:25:53,433 We're going to have one hell of a bash. 472 00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:54,833 I hope you realize 473 00:25:54,900 --> 00:25:58,733 I got you in the back seat with an expert. 474 00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:01,733 You can tell she's the type of cheap broad 475 00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:05,800 who knows what to do in a back seat. 476 00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:11,300 I don't know how to ask you this, but... 477 00:26:12,633 --> 00:26:15,933 How long have you been a cheap broad? 478 00:26:16,067 --> 00:26:19,100 Well, it's an off-and-on thing. 479 00:26:19,167 --> 00:26:21,433 Don't worry about me, Don-baby. 480 00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:22,800 I removed the mirror 481 00:26:22,867 --> 00:26:26,100 so I can't see a thing back there. 482 00:26:26,167 --> 00:26:28,633 It's nice. It's very nice. 483 00:26:28,700 --> 00:26:31,267 Now, is that nice or not? 484 00:26:31,333 --> 00:26:33,733 Sweetie, with that model there, 485 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:37,667 you can get into any high-tone place in town. 486 00:26:37,733 --> 00:26:40,933 No, don't, don't primp, darling. 487 00:26:41,067 --> 00:26:43,333 Nobody likes a primper. 488 00:26:44,767 --> 00:26:48,933 Now come out. Let's see what you look like. 489 00:26:49,067 --> 00:26:51,633 That's right. All the way out. 490 00:26:51,700 --> 00:26:53,300 That's right. 491 00:26:54,067 --> 00:26:55,800 Uh-huh. 492 00:26:57,067 --> 00:26:58,933 That's nice. 493 00:26:59,067 --> 00:27:00,500 That's very nice. 494 00:27:00,567 --> 00:27:02,433 Is that nice or not? 495 00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:04,933 Yes, it's very nice. 496 00:27:05,067 --> 00:27:07,433 It's nice. That's what I said. 497 00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:09,433 Donald, the show's over here. 498 00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:12,433 Know what I like about this, Donald? 499 00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:14,733 L and s. Never forget that. 500 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:17,467 It lifts, and it separates, Donald. 501 00:27:17,533 --> 00:27:19,067 It lifts and separates. 502 00:27:19,067 --> 00:27:20,867 Huh? 503 00:27:22,067 --> 00:27:24,267 Is this all we'll be doing? 504 00:27:24,333 --> 00:27:26,433 Her just trying on bras? 505 00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:27,933 These are brassieres, Donald. 506 00:27:28,067 --> 00:27:29,433 Oh, yeah. Brassieres. 507 00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:30,800 You'll learn. Don't worry. 508 00:27:30,867 --> 00:27:34,433 I need a clearer picture of the situation. 509 00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:37,600 Keep your hand there. That's right. 510 00:27:37,667 --> 00:27:40,800 We need a variation on the theme. 511 00:27:40,867 --> 00:27:42,100 Something with, maybe, 512 00:27:42,167 --> 00:27:43,933 mediterranean overtones, huh? O.K.? 513 00:27:44,067 --> 00:27:45,433 Just stay here. 514 00:27:45,500 --> 00:27:47,433 I'll be a little while. 515 00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:49,433 I'll turn on the muzak. 516 00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:52,067 Don't go anywhere. I'll be back. 517 00:27:55,067 --> 00:27:57,633 It's like really... 518 00:27:57,700 --> 00:28:01,067 Wires and pads 519 00:28:08,767 --> 00:28:09,767 It's, um... 520 00:28:09,833 --> 00:28:12,600 Nice weather we've been having lately. 521 00:28:12,667 --> 00:28:14,400 Yes. 522 00:28:14,467 --> 00:28:17,267 Would you care to dance while we're waiting? 523 00:28:17,333 --> 00:28:19,800 Yes, I'd like to dance. 524 00:28:46,067 --> 00:28:47,433 What's wrong? 525 00:28:47,500 --> 00:28:48,933 I just realized something. 526 00:28:49,067 --> 00:28:51,633 I made changes in my life 527 00:28:51,700 --> 00:28:52,933 three weeks ago. 528 00:28:53,067 --> 00:28:54,367 You're the first sign 529 00:28:54,433 --> 00:28:56,533 that things really are different. 530 00:29:01,700 --> 00:29:02,933 [Door opens] 531 00:29:03,067 --> 00:29:04,733 Wait till you see these. 532 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:07,933 I didn't know I had these in stock. 533 00:29:08,067 --> 00:29:10,800 Look at this. Take a look. 534 00:29:10,867 --> 00:29:12,067 Oh. 535 00:29:12,100 --> 00:29:13,667 Look at this model. 536 00:29:13,733 --> 00:29:16,733 Here's a model that would reflect your basic earthiness-- 537 00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:19,933 basic earthiness combined with a sense of breeding. 538 00:29:20,067 --> 00:29:22,433 It's good the night is young. 539 00:29:22,500 --> 00:29:24,167 I got other models. 540 00:29:24,233 --> 00:29:26,100 It's awfully nice of you, 541 00:29:26,167 --> 00:29:30,733 but I'm just not in the mood anymore. 542 00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:33,733 What do you mean you're not in the mood? 543 00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:38,067 We were all going to have a wild time. 544 00:29:39,467 --> 00:29:41,933 It's, uh...I guess it's just because... 545 00:29:42,067 --> 00:29:43,933 Oh. 546 00:29:44,067 --> 00:29:45,433 Oh. 547 00:29:45,500 --> 00:29:47,067 Just because, maybe the... 548 00:29:47,067 --> 00:29:48,500 Oh, it's the muzak. 549 00:29:48,567 --> 00:29:49,933 The tango came on. 550 00:29:50,067 --> 00:29:51,633 Bullshit, muzak! 551 00:29:51,700 --> 00:29:52,967 I was just... 552 00:29:53,067 --> 00:29:55,267 I know what's been going on. 553 00:29:55,333 --> 00:29:58,300 I'm beginning to get the picture. 554 00:29:59,500 --> 00:30:01,433 Right? Cheap broad like this, 555 00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:03,933 she's always up for grabs, right? 556 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,433 You saw your chance, 557 00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:07,433 and you took it, right? 558 00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:10,300 I step out, you make your move. 559 00:30:10,367 --> 00:30:13,100 I know how this will end. 560 00:30:13,167 --> 00:30:15,600 It always ends the same way. 561 00:30:15,667 --> 00:30:18,933 You'll go to your hotel, a little small talk, 562 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,433 then powee, right? Huh? 563 00:30:20,500 --> 00:30:22,433 Spring them right on her-- 564 00:30:22,500 --> 00:30:25,433 those fancy models with the seamless lace trimmings. 565 00:30:25,500 --> 00:30:28,433 Give you added reinforcement with the underwiring 566 00:30:28,500 --> 00:30:29,733 for enticing push-up? 567 00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:34,167 And those cocktail brassieres? I know. 568 00:30:34,233 --> 00:30:37,100 With the d.P.C.? Those deep plunge cups? 569 00:30:37,167 --> 00:30:40,100 Yeah, and the other freaky models, huh? 570 00:30:40,167 --> 00:30:43,300 Give you extra push-up for added oomph? 571 00:30:43,367 --> 00:30:44,800 Stuff in your room 572 00:30:44,867 --> 00:30:47,800 that will make my merchandise look like crap! 573 00:30:47,867 --> 00:30:52,300 I don't know what kind of guy you think I am, 574 00:30:52,367 --> 00:30:56,133 but I wouldn't take a lovely girl and do that. 575 00:30:56,200 --> 00:31:00,567 Vic, this is no way to end the evening. 576 00:31:00,633 --> 00:31:02,300 Yeah, you're right, kid. 577 00:31:02,367 --> 00:31:03,800 I get carried away 578 00:31:03,867 --> 00:31:05,800 by my fixtures sometimes. 579 00:31:05,867 --> 00:31:08,300 Hey, no hard feelings, huh? 580 00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:10,300 No hard feelings, Don-baby. 581 00:31:10,367 --> 00:31:12,100 You, too, sweetie. 582 00:31:12,167 --> 00:31:14,300 I hope that sometime, someplace, 583 00:31:14,367 --> 00:31:15,833 I find a girl 584 00:31:15,900 --> 00:31:19,200 that can appreciate a good medium-priced brassiere. 585 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:22,067 See you later. 586 00:31:22,067 --> 00:31:24,167 Yeah. 587 00:31:25,867 --> 00:31:28,300 My ship sails away tomorrow, 588 00:31:28,367 --> 00:31:31,300 so we must make tonight 589 00:31:31,367 --> 00:31:33,833 last till eternity. 590 00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:50,833 [Horn blowing] 591 00:32:22,867 --> 00:32:25,667 Is that you, Mr. Delasandro? 592 00:32:30,067 --> 00:32:31,133 Yes. 593 00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:34,100 For a moment, I thought it was somebody-- 594 00:32:34,167 --> 00:32:37,800 I didn't know if it was you or not. 595 00:32:37,867 --> 00:32:40,100 Some of your friends on board? 596 00:32:40,167 --> 00:32:43,100 A former pupil of mine who performs 597 00:32:43,167 --> 00:32:46,300 for the entertainment of the passengers. 598 00:32:46,367 --> 00:32:48,300 That sounds impressive. 599 00:32:48,367 --> 00:32:49,800 It's responsible. 600 00:32:49,867 --> 00:32:51,800 She's on 24-hour call 601 00:32:51,867 --> 00:32:55,100 to distract them in case of emergency-- 602 00:32:55,167 --> 00:32:59,300 if the ship should start sinking, for instance, 603 00:32:59,367 --> 00:33:01,867 or if any ugliness should occur 604 00:33:01,933 --> 00:33:03,800 during the lemon dance. 605 00:33:03,867 --> 00:33:05,800 I don't suppose there'd be 606 00:33:05,867 --> 00:33:08,300 any openings like that for me. 607 00:33:08,367 --> 00:33:10,100 I wouldn't say that, Sonny. 608 00:33:10,167 --> 00:33:13,100 Yesterday, I heard about a seven-week swing 609 00:33:13,167 --> 00:33:16,300 through the second-rate bars and cocktail lounges 610 00:33:16,367 --> 00:33:17,800 of america's heartland. 611 00:33:17,867 --> 00:33:20,800 That sounds exactly what I was hoping for. 612 00:33:20,867 --> 00:33:24,100 We'd never get you ready in time for that. 613 00:33:24,167 --> 00:33:27,300 What if you gave me extra coaching lessons? 614 00:33:27,367 --> 00:33:30,300 I could work 24 hours a day. 615 00:33:30,367 --> 00:33:32,100 To work that hard 616 00:33:32,167 --> 00:33:35,167 would be unfair to your rabbit. 617 00:33:36,167 --> 00:33:40,567 But I can see that you're sincere. 618 00:33:40,633 --> 00:33:43,300 We could start working this morning. 619 00:33:43,367 --> 00:33:45,100 Then I'll have to be 620 00:33:45,167 --> 00:33:47,800 at my most ruthless and demanding. 621 00:33:47,867 --> 00:33:50,800 You may even learn to hate me. 622 00:33:50,867 --> 00:33:53,800 Well, I don't care for you much anyway. 623 00:33:53,867 --> 00:33:56,233 Later, perhaps, that hatred may wither 624 00:33:56,300 --> 00:34:00,733 into the dry husk of admiration. 625 00:34:02,500 --> 00:34:05,800 When you remove the silken foulard 626 00:34:05,867 --> 00:34:08,300 from the bowling ball, 627 00:34:08,367 --> 00:34:11,167 you must do it tenderly... 628 00:34:12,167 --> 00:34:15,300 For it is, in a sense, a farewell. 629 00:34:15,367 --> 00:34:16,800 True, in a moment, 630 00:34:16,867 --> 00:34:18,800 you'll whip off the scarf, 631 00:34:18,867 --> 00:34:20,800 revealing a pitcher of milk, 632 00:34:20,867 --> 00:34:24,300 but there must be implicit in your performance 633 00:34:24,367 --> 00:34:27,800 a lingering sense of nostalgia 634 00:34:27,867 --> 00:34:30,167 for the bowling ball. 635 00:34:33,067 --> 00:34:34,667 O.k. 636 00:34:35,867 --> 00:34:38,300 This is no time to eat. 637 00:34:38,367 --> 00:34:41,100 I have to be cruel to be kind. 638 00:34:41,167 --> 00:34:45,733 I told you "tenderly." Now make it tender. 639 00:34:49,867 --> 00:34:52,100 You'll never get the shim-sham. 640 00:34:52,167 --> 00:34:55,067 Let's reprise on the delasandro special. 641 00:34:55,067 --> 00:34:56,667 Go on. 642 00:35:00,433 --> 00:35:01,667 Now then... 643 00:35:02,867 --> 00:35:04,200 I'm the heckler, right? 644 00:35:04,267 --> 00:35:07,633 I've been needling you for the last 10 minutes. 645 00:35:07,700 --> 00:35:10,800 Time now for you to strike back 646 00:35:10,867 --> 00:35:14,800 with all the style and wit at your command. 647 00:35:16,367 --> 00:35:18,433 Up yours, fella! 648 00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:20,667 Not bad. 649 00:35:22,067 --> 00:35:23,667 Not bad. 650 00:35:28,367 --> 00:35:29,800 Well, Donald... 651 00:35:29,867 --> 00:35:32,700 I guess you realize what this means. 652 00:35:32,767 --> 00:35:35,433 The real thing, huh? 653 00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:38,900 The incredible escape sack. 654 00:35:38,967 --> 00:35:42,300 No other feat can equal it. 655 00:35:42,367 --> 00:35:44,467 Step up to the podium... 656 00:35:44,533 --> 00:35:46,833 Into the sack. 657 00:35:49,867 --> 00:35:51,800 Once you have mastered this, 658 00:35:51,867 --> 00:35:54,800 there's nothing more I can teach you. 659 00:35:54,867 --> 00:35:56,800 Now, imagine, if you will, 660 00:35:56,867 --> 00:36:00,867 that I am a lovely young volunteer from the audience. 661 00:36:00,933 --> 00:36:03,800 Now, even though we are tightly sealed 662 00:36:03,867 --> 00:36:06,800 in the sack, I, the lovely young volunteer, 663 00:36:06,867 --> 00:36:11,167 will escape from the sack in a puff of smoke. 664 00:36:13,367 --> 00:36:14,800 I... 665 00:36:14,867 --> 00:36:16,300 Shall I pull this-- 666 00:36:16,367 --> 00:36:18,100 I, the lovely young volunteer, 667 00:36:18,167 --> 00:36:22,667 will escape... In a puff of smoke! 668 00:36:24,367 --> 00:36:26,067 I'm sorry. I didn't-- 669 00:36:26,067 --> 00:36:27,200 sorry? 670 00:36:27,267 --> 00:36:29,167 Sorry is simply a word. 671 00:36:29,233 --> 00:36:30,600 Actions are what counts. 672 00:36:30,667 --> 00:36:33,433 This is based on a simple mechanical principle. 673 00:36:33,500 --> 00:36:35,300 Let me pull on the-- 674 00:36:35,367 --> 00:36:36,800 there's my elbow. 675 00:36:36,867 --> 00:36:38,300 Well, it's someone's elbow. 676 00:36:38,367 --> 00:36:40,800 It's your elbow in my face. 677 00:36:40,867 --> 00:36:42,100 I thought it was-- 678 00:36:42,167 --> 00:36:45,300 I don't like an elbow in my face. 679 00:36:45,367 --> 00:36:48,300 In 10 minutes I'm taking a cab 680 00:36:48,367 --> 00:36:50,100 to the heliport in Wilshire, 681 00:36:50,167 --> 00:36:53,100 where I catch a chopper to L.A. international, 682 00:36:53,167 --> 00:36:56,300 where I hop a 727 to Cincinnati. 683 00:36:56,367 --> 00:36:58,300 Believe me, it's no picnic. 684 00:36:58,367 --> 00:36:59,800 [Delasandro] Who is it? 685 00:36:59,867 --> 00:37:02,067 Seager. Is the kid there? 686 00:37:02,067 --> 00:37:04,067 Yes, I believe he is. 687 00:37:04,067 --> 00:37:04,833 Great, great. 688 00:37:04,900 --> 00:37:06,300 We were just... Resting. 689 00:37:06,367 --> 00:37:07,800 Don't think you're getting 690 00:37:07,867 --> 00:37:10,100 a peek at this contract, kid, 691 00:37:10,167 --> 00:37:12,100 till after the graduation ceremony. 692 00:37:12,167 --> 00:37:16,067 Mr. D. Knows I don't go that route, right? 693 00:37:16,133 --> 00:37:17,133 Right. 694 00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:19,300 [Donald] Is there someone out there 695 00:37:19,367 --> 00:37:20,867 I should meet? 696 00:37:20,933 --> 00:37:23,800 Mr. Seager, just to test your wits... 697 00:37:23,867 --> 00:37:26,800 How about seeing if you're clever enough 698 00:37:26,867 --> 00:37:29,667 to unfasten the top of this? 699 00:37:33,167 --> 00:37:37,667 This is an era fraught with peril. 700 00:37:41,433 --> 00:37:43,800 Yet I cannot help but feel 701 00:37:43,867 --> 00:37:46,933 that when a young man completes his studies 702 00:37:47,067 --> 00:37:51,167 not one, not two, but three weeks ahead of schedule, 703 00:37:51,233 --> 00:37:56,233 it bodes well for mankind everywhere. 704 00:37:56,300 --> 00:38:01,167 That young man is here with US this morning. 705 00:38:01,233 --> 00:38:07,167 Will Donald beeman please step forward? 706 00:38:12,367 --> 00:38:14,233 Donald beeman... 707 00:38:14,300 --> 00:38:18,300 I hereby designate you tap dancing magician 708 00:38:18,367 --> 00:38:20,167 magna cum laude. 709 00:38:23,167 --> 00:38:26,300 Pass your hand through the candle flame. 710 00:38:26,367 --> 00:38:27,767 What? 711 00:38:27,833 --> 00:38:31,133 Pass your hand through the flame. It's symbolic. 712 00:38:34,933 --> 00:38:36,733 Was that too quick? 713 00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:38,300 No, it's all right. 714 00:38:38,367 --> 00:38:39,800 My god... 715 00:38:39,867 --> 00:38:42,800 I don't call myself a sentimental man, 716 00:38:42,867 --> 00:38:45,633 but there's something about a ceremony like that 717 00:38:45,700 --> 00:38:47,933 that just tears me apart. 718 00:39:01,433 --> 00:39:03,300 How did you do that? 719 00:39:03,367 --> 00:39:04,800 Ah, never mind. 720 00:39:04,867 --> 00:39:06,367 As a graduation present, 721 00:39:06,433 --> 00:39:08,467 a card for your wallet 722 00:39:08,533 --> 00:39:13,300 and a tap dancing magician's t-shirt. 723 00:39:13,367 --> 00:39:15,633 Can I open it now? 724 00:39:15,700 --> 00:39:18,333 I don't care what you do. 725 00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:20,300 I'll get the contract ready. 726 00:39:20,367 --> 00:39:22,167 Hoop-la. 727 00:39:23,367 --> 00:39:25,800 I didn't know you had these. 728 00:39:25,867 --> 00:39:27,167 [Seager] Contract's ready. 729 00:39:27,233 --> 00:39:30,233 Once I thought the tap dancing magician craze 730 00:39:30,300 --> 00:39:33,300 would make a bigger splash than it did. 731 00:39:33,367 --> 00:39:34,967 Get yourself a manager, 732 00:39:35,067 --> 00:39:38,167 and you won't have to worry about paperwork. 733 00:39:38,233 --> 00:39:39,467 Sign here and here. 734 00:39:39,533 --> 00:39:42,100 I marked the places with an asterisk 735 00:39:42,167 --> 00:39:45,800 where you double as an emcee for the strippers. 736 00:39:45,867 --> 00:39:47,300 Oh. Seems awfully quick. 737 00:39:47,367 --> 00:39:48,933 I almost forgot. Here. 738 00:39:49,067 --> 00:39:52,300 He only does that for guys he really likes. 739 00:39:52,367 --> 00:39:54,067 What's this for? 740 00:39:54,067 --> 00:39:55,200 Travel expenses. 741 00:39:55,267 --> 00:39:59,300 That will put you on a bus to Elgin, Illinois. 742 00:39:59,367 --> 00:40:01,667 Donald, before you go... 743 00:40:02,867 --> 00:40:05,800 Would you like me to look upon you 744 00:40:05,867 --> 00:40:08,433 as the son I never had? 745 00:40:09,867 --> 00:40:12,000 No, I don't think so. 746 00:40:12,067 --> 00:40:13,000 Thanks. 747 00:40:13,067 --> 00:40:16,000 I hope it's not a decision... 748 00:40:16,067 --> 00:40:17,367 [Door shuts] 749 00:40:17,433 --> 00:40:19,667 That you shall regret. 750 00:40:29,367 --> 00:40:31,000 Elgin, Illinois. 751 00:40:31,067 --> 00:40:32,667 Thank you. 752 00:40:40,867 --> 00:40:44,167 At gate two, now loading for flagstaff... 753 00:41:01,133 --> 00:41:02,533 Mr. Turnbull? 754 00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:04,300 Mr. Turnbull. 755 00:41:04,367 --> 00:41:06,667 Mr. Turnbull. 756 00:41:09,367 --> 00:41:10,800 Mr. Turnbull. 757 00:41:10,867 --> 00:41:14,100 You got no right to bother me. 758 00:41:14,167 --> 00:41:17,900 I got my discharge papers right here. 759 00:41:17,967 --> 00:41:22,300 Honorable discharge, 1949. 760 00:41:22,367 --> 00:41:24,300 It's Donald. 761 00:41:24,367 --> 00:41:26,300 It's Donald beeman. 762 00:41:26,367 --> 00:41:28,667 Donald. 763 00:41:31,067 --> 00:41:31,967 Donald. 764 00:41:32,067 --> 00:41:35,067 It's o.K. Let's get out of here. 765 00:41:35,067 --> 00:41:35,800 Donald. 766 00:41:35,867 --> 00:41:38,167 It's going to be o.K. 767 00:41:39,367 --> 00:41:40,433 [Clears throat] 768 00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:42,100 I must have dozed off 769 00:41:42,167 --> 00:41:45,467 while I was waiting for my cab. 770 00:41:45,533 --> 00:41:48,433 Sure you did. Come on now. 771 00:41:52,367 --> 00:41:54,300 Tell me, what happened? 772 00:41:54,367 --> 00:41:55,800 Donald... 773 00:41:55,867 --> 00:41:58,800 When you left the office, 774 00:41:58,867 --> 00:42:02,300 suddenly the work began to pile up, 775 00:42:02,367 --> 00:42:05,300 and I got a little behind. 776 00:42:05,367 --> 00:42:07,100 Then a whole lot behind. 777 00:42:07,167 --> 00:42:13,667 So, I began to sip an occasional cocktail before lunch. 778 00:42:15,067 --> 00:42:19,667 My secretary was very helpful and sympathetic. 779 00:42:23,533 --> 00:42:26,800 But you had left the office, Donald, 780 00:42:26,867 --> 00:42:30,167 and nothing helped me in the end. 781 00:42:38,067 --> 00:42:39,100 Donald, 782 00:42:39,167 --> 00:42:44,300 I was a top executive for 14 years. 783 00:42:44,367 --> 00:42:47,800 14 goddamn years. 784 00:42:47,867 --> 00:42:49,800 And now look at me. 785 00:42:49,867 --> 00:42:52,300 Sure I need a shave, 786 00:42:52,367 --> 00:42:56,833 sure I could use a drink... 787 00:42:56,900 --> 00:43:00,167 But, Donald, you think about this-- 788 00:43:00,233 --> 00:43:05,300 I haven't had an office...An office 789 00:43:05,367 --> 00:43:08,067 in I don't know how long. 790 00:43:08,067 --> 00:43:09,767 [Sobbing] 791 00:43:11,367 --> 00:43:13,433 Hey, look at me. 792 00:43:13,500 --> 00:43:15,300 Come on. Look at me. 793 00:43:15,367 --> 00:43:17,100 I got an idea. 794 00:43:17,167 --> 00:43:20,800 The guy that signed me up for the tour 795 00:43:20,867 --> 00:43:23,067 said I needed a manager. 796 00:43:23,067 --> 00:43:25,067 What about it? 797 00:43:26,367 --> 00:43:29,433 Just an office would be enough. 798 00:43:29,500 --> 00:43:32,367 I wouldn't expect you to trust me 799 00:43:32,433 --> 00:43:33,800 with an actual job. 800 00:43:33,867 --> 00:43:36,100 My manager. It will be fun. 801 00:43:36,167 --> 00:43:41,200 It seems to fit in with my new way of life. 802 00:43:44,067 --> 00:43:45,667 Here we are. 803 00:44:37,533 --> 00:44:41,167 Here's a contract I got from Mr. Seager. 804 00:44:41,233 --> 00:44:43,067 His card's stapled to it. 805 00:44:43,067 --> 00:44:44,300 Fine. 806 00:44:44,367 --> 00:44:46,100 Well, I think we'd better 807 00:44:46,167 --> 00:44:49,300 paper-clip this card to the contract 808 00:44:49,367 --> 00:44:51,300 so it doesn't go astray. 809 00:44:51,367 --> 00:44:55,067 Oh, you don't have to do that. 810 00:44:55,067 --> 00:44:58,167 Oh, this one ought to do just fine... 811 00:44:58,233 --> 00:44:59,333 Like so. 812 00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:01,367 Yeah, but it's already stapled-- 813 00:45:01,433 --> 00:45:02,800 well, you never know. 814 00:45:02,867 --> 00:45:04,500 What do you mean? 815 00:45:04,567 --> 00:45:08,300 A man must do the best with what he's got. 816 00:45:08,367 --> 00:45:10,633 All I've got are paper clips. 817 00:45:10,700 --> 00:45:13,800 Well, I, uh... I better get going. 818 00:45:13,867 --> 00:45:16,800 I wish I could spend more time. 819 00:45:16,867 --> 00:45:19,333 I'll send my forwarding address. 820 00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:20,800 Oh, fine. I'll, uh... 821 00:45:20,867 --> 00:45:23,800 I'll make a note on my memo pad 822 00:45:23,867 --> 00:45:25,300 of your first stop. 823 00:45:25,367 --> 00:45:26,800 Elgin. 824 00:45:26,867 --> 00:45:29,067 Don't go slow for me. 825 00:45:29,100 --> 00:45:31,233 Elgin, Illinois. 826 00:46:59,433 --> 00:47:00,533 [Claps] 827 00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:02,200 Come on, boy. 828 00:47:02,267 --> 00:47:03,633 Come on, come on. 829 00:47:03,700 --> 00:47:06,067 [Barking] 830 00:47:06,133 --> 00:47:07,300 That-a boy. 831 00:47:07,367 --> 00:47:09,167 [Dog whimpering] 832 00:47:20,367 --> 00:47:22,167 [Drum roll] 833 00:47:23,367 --> 00:47:25,867 Thank you. Thank you very much. 834 00:47:25,933 --> 00:47:29,300 It's great to be in your fine little town. 835 00:47:29,367 --> 00:47:30,867 Hit it, maestro. 836 00:47:30,933 --> 00:47:33,067 And now, the grand finale. 837 00:47:33,067 --> 00:47:34,667 [Clapping] 838 00:49:02,367 --> 00:49:04,667 [Clapping] 839 00:49:20,533 --> 00:49:22,400 Whoo hoo hoo! 840 00:49:31,167 --> 00:49:33,533 [Donald] Dear Mr. Turnbull, 841 00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:36,800 having a fantastic time on the road. 842 00:49:36,867 --> 00:49:40,100 You should try it, honest! 843 00:49:40,167 --> 00:49:44,300 My rabbit caught a little cold but is fine now. 844 00:49:44,367 --> 00:49:48,067 That's fine. That's fine. 845 00:49:48,067 --> 00:49:51,100 I'm really living life at the gut level. 846 00:49:51,167 --> 00:49:55,667 Yours truly, the magnificent beeman. 847 00:50:37,433 --> 00:50:39,000 That's catchy. 848 00:50:39,067 --> 00:50:40,667 That's fine. 849 00:50:42,867 --> 00:50:44,867 Hey, Mr. Executive! 850 00:50:44,933 --> 00:50:47,167 Tired of the rat race? 851 00:50:48,433 --> 00:50:51,300 Live life at the gut level. 852 00:50:51,367 --> 00:50:54,867 Try our 17 day drop-out plan. 853 00:50:54,933 --> 00:50:58,367 Tap dancing magician, inc. 854 00:50:58,433 --> 00:51:02,667 Hotel fair oaks. Suite 32. 855 00:51:27,867 --> 00:51:31,167 [Soundtrack music plays, no dialogue audible] 856 00:51:41,333 --> 00:51:42,800 [Cheering] 857 00:51:42,867 --> 00:51:45,800 Come on, I know you can do it. 858 00:51:45,867 --> 00:51:47,800 I need a few pointers. 859 00:51:47,867 --> 00:51:49,800 She's the Indiana bombshell. 860 00:51:49,867 --> 00:51:51,800 Every curve, loaded with dynamite. 861 00:51:51,867 --> 00:51:53,800 Every curve, loaded with dynamite. 862 00:51:53,867 --> 00:51:56,800 I don't know exactly what that means. 863 00:51:56,867 --> 00:52:00,867 If you go into it too deep, it ruins it. 864 00:52:00,933 --> 00:52:04,167 Introduce her in your own words...Now. 865 00:52:06,367 --> 00:52:09,100 [Music plays] 866 00:52:09,167 --> 00:52:12,433 Ladies and gentlemen, I would like your attention... 867 00:52:12,500 --> 00:52:14,867 For, in just one short moment, 868 00:52:14,933 --> 00:52:17,867 a lady's going to come out here 869 00:52:17,933 --> 00:52:21,067 and take off almost all of her clothes. 870 00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:52,800 There you are, ladies and gentlemen, 871 00:52:52,867 --> 00:52:54,667 the magnificent beeman. 872 00:52:56,867 --> 00:52:58,233 Thank you very much. 873 00:52:58,300 --> 00:53:01,367 You've been a very warm and wonderful audience. 874 00:53:01,433 --> 00:53:02,800 For my grand finale, 875 00:53:02,867 --> 00:53:07,233 I will do one of the most daring and dangerous feats 876 00:53:07,300 --> 00:53:09,867 ever done before a live audience... 877 00:53:09,933 --> 00:53:12,067 The incredible escape sack. 878 00:53:12,067 --> 00:53:14,933 [Clapping] 879 00:53:15,067 --> 00:53:18,800 I will need a lovely young volunteer from the audience 880 00:53:18,867 --> 00:53:22,067 to participate in the incredible escape sack. 881 00:53:22,067 --> 00:53:24,967 A lovely young volunteer from the audience 882 00:53:25,067 --> 00:53:27,800 will help me with the escape sack. 883 00:53:27,867 --> 00:53:30,800 Come on, folks. We need a volunteer 884 00:53:30,867 --> 00:53:34,367 for the magnificent beeman and his incredible escape sack. 885 00:53:34,433 --> 00:53:35,567 Charlotte, please. 886 00:53:35,633 --> 00:53:37,733 How about you, young lady? 887 00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:40,300 Oh, come on. How about you? 888 00:53:40,367 --> 00:53:41,833 Come on, folks. 889 00:53:41,900 --> 00:53:44,933 The magnificent beeman and his incredible escape sack. 890 00:53:45,067 --> 00:53:47,100 We ought to have some cooperation. 891 00:53:47,167 --> 00:53:50,300 Isn't there somebody that would like to volunteer? 892 00:53:50,367 --> 00:53:52,300 How about you, young lady? 893 00:53:52,367 --> 00:53:55,067 He needs a lovely young lady. 894 00:53:55,067 --> 00:53:56,100 Oh, i-- 895 00:53:56,167 --> 00:53:58,300 won't you volunteer? Encourage her. 896 00:53:58,367 --> 00:53:59,300 Well-- 897 00:53:59,367 --> 00:54:01,067 how about some applause? 898 00:54:01,133 --> 00:54:02,100 [Clapping] 899 00:54:02,167 --> 00:54:04,800 Come on, for this lovely young lady. 900 00:54:04,867 --> 00:54:07,067 Will you? Yes, you will. 901 00:54:07,067 --> 00:54:07,933 Well-- 902 00:54:08,067 --> 00:54:10,300 you don't have to do anything. 903 00:54:10,367 --> 00:54:12,300 Will you go? That's right. 904 00:54:12,367 --> 00:54:14,100 Come on, folks, some applause. 905 00:54:14,167 --> 00:54:17,300 We have a volunteer for the magnificent beeman. 906 00:54:17,367 --> 00:54:18,800 Step right up. 907 00:54:18,867 --> 00:54:22,100 Mr. Beeman, I'm so happy to be here. 908 00:54:22,167 --> 00:54:24,800 Right into the incredible escape sack. 909 00:54:24,867 --> 00:54:27,900 What are you going to do? 910 00:54:27,967 --> 00:54:30,800 When you do that trick with the rabbit, 911 00:54:30,867 --> 00:54:32,933 you are just so good. 912 00:54:33,067 --> 00:54:35,800 It's the best thing I've ever seen. 913 00:54:35,867 --> 00:54:38,800 Thank you. I worked very hard on it. 914 00:54:38,867 --> 00:54:41,567 All right, incredible escape sack trick. 915 00:54:41,633 --> 00:54:43,800 Put your hand into this. 916 00:54:43,867 --> 00:54:46,800 The young lady will put her hand 917 00:54:46,867 --> 00:54:50,300 into the incredible escape sack spot for the hand. 918 00:54:50,367 --> 00:54:51,800 You're very pretty. 919 00:54:51,867 --> 00:54:53,333 Glad you think so. 920 00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:55,333 This doesn't hurt, does it? 921 00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:57,333 You're a terrific-looking girl. 922 00:54:57,400 --> 00:54:58,400 Really? 923 00:54:58,467 --> 00:55:01,067 Oh, I'm glad you think so. 924 00:55:01,133 --> 00:55:02,367 Do we-- 925 00:55:02,433 --> 00:55:07,067 daring and excitement in the incredible escape sack. 926 00:55:07,067 --> 00:55:08,300 What do we do? 927 00:55:08,367 --> 00:55:10,067 Take this magic cord. 928 00:55:10,067 --> 00:55:11,300 This won't hurt? 929 00:55:11,367 --> 00:55:13,300 I wouldn't dare hurt you. 930 00:55:13,367 --> 00:55:15,067 You're so beautiful. 931 00:55:15,067 --> 00:55:16,300 Ohh... 932 00:55:16,367 --> 00:55:18,400 We are ready! 933 00:55:18,467 --> 00:55:20,100 And now, ladies and gentlemen, 934 00:55:20,167 --> 00:55:24,067 the magnificent beeman and his incredible escape sack. 935 00:55:24,067 --> 00:55:25,467 Maestro... 936 00:55:25,533 --> 00:55:27,667 [Drum roll] 937 00:55:31,367 --> 00:55:33,667 One, two, three, escape! 938 00:55:35,067 --> 00:55:36,300 Aah! 939 00:55:36,367 --> 00:55:38,167 Aah! 940 00:55:41,067 --> 00:55:42,933 And now, ladies and gentlemen, 941 00:55:43,067 --> 00:55:46,933 for the first time on this stage or any stage, 942 00:55:47,067 --> 00:55:52,433 the magnificent beeman and his incredible escape sack! 943 00:55:52,500 --> 00:55:54,433 [Scattered applause] 944 00:55:54,500 --> 00:55:56,167 Maestro. 945 00:55:56,233 --> 00:55:57,967 [Drum roll] 946 00:55:59,500 --> 00:56:00,867 Escape! 947 00:56:05,267 --> 00:56:07,200 And escape! 948 00:56:07,267 --> 00:56:08,500 Ah! Ha! 949 00:56:08,567 --> 00:56:10,533 [Giggling] 950 00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:12,200 Ohh! 951 00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:19,367 Oh ho ho! 952 00:56:31,067 --> 00:56:33,200 [Scattered applause] 953 00:56:33,267 --> 00:56:35,367 [Band plays] 954 00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:56,800 Oh! 955 00:57:06,267 --> 00:57:07,467 Ow! 956 00:57:08,567 --> 00:57:11,200 Hurry. 957 00:57:11,267 --> 00:57:12,567 Hey! Whoa! 958 00:57:12,633 --> 00:57:15,067 I believe this is our cab. 959 00:57:15,133 --> 00:57:18,067 There's a vicious thing in a big bag 960 00:57:18,067 --> 00:57:19,867 that's chasing-- thank you. 961 00:57:26,267 --> 00:57:27,867 [Crash] 962 00:57:57,500 --> 00:57:59,300 Come on in. 963 00:58:22,567 --> 00:58:24,867 [Coughs] 964 00:58:36,567 --> 00:58:38,500 Oh, god! 965 00:58:38,567 --> 00:58:40,800 It's them! 966 00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:43,300 What? 967 00:58:44,500 --> 00:58:46,233 Those are the hands that... 968 00:58:46,300 --> 00:58:49,433 Take the rabbit out of the hat. 969 00:58:49,500 --> 00:58:52,300 Oh, they just make me shivery. 970 00:58:54,500 --> 00:58:57,533 Ohh! Ah! 971 00:58:59,067 --> 00:59:02,300 I realize these are hands that can do magic, 972 00:59:02,367 --> 00:59:05,300 but I'd rather have you think of them 973 00:59:05,367 --> 00:59:09,067 as just ordinary hands that just... 974 00:59:09,067 --> 00:59:11,200 Just ordinary hands. 975 00:59:11,267 --> 00:59:12,133 Ohh! 976 00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:14,867 I've never had any real heroes. 977 00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:23,433 Except, maybe... 978 00:59:23,500 --> 00:59:25,067 Roger. 979 00:59:25,133 --> 00:59:29,300 Roger was the paper boy when I was in the seventh grade. 980 00:59:29,367 --> 00:59:32,967 Yeah. I used to deliver papers in sixth grade. 981 00:59:33,067 --> 00:59:36,300 Roger would come down the hill on his bike. 982 00:59:36,367 --> 00:59:38,367 He made these beautiful tosses. 983 00:59:38,433 --> 00:59:41,800 He could put a newspaper... Oh, I don't know-- 984 00:59:41,867 --> 00:59:43,800 just anywhere he wanted to. 985 00:59:43,867 --> 00:59:45,500 It was beautiful. 986 00:59:45,567 --> 00:59:46,933 I did that, too. 987 00:59:47,067 --> 00:59:49,433 I threw right- and left-handed. 988 00:59:49,500 --> 00:59:52,133 Hit a mailbox 40 yards away. 989 00:59:52,200 --> 00:59:54,933 When Roger did it, it was really beautiful. 990 00:59:55,067 --> 00:59:57,300 Always beautiful. 991 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:01,233 Finally, one Sunday, 992 01:00:01,300 --> 01:00:04,933 I snuck out of the house and met him 993 01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:07,933 and went on his route with him. 994 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,933 It was almost light when we finished, 995 01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,433 and we sat on somebody's lawn 996 01:00:13,500 --> 01:00:14,933 and read the paper. 997 01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:16,433 I read every section. 998 01:00:16,500 --> 01:00:18,300 Everything. 999 01:00:18,367 --> 01:00:23,300 I wanted him to know I was interested in his work. 1000 01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:28,300 When I came home, my parents were up. 1001 01:00:29,833 --> 01:00:32,567 My parents decided that it was sordid. 1002 01:00:32,633 --> 01:00:36,800 They took the harshest measures they could think of. 1003 01:00:38,500 --> 01:00:40,733 They canceled the paper. 1004 01:00:42,933 --> 01:00:45,167 But you know what I did? 1005 01:00:45,233 --> 01:00:49,367 I called the paper and told them I was my mother. 1006 01:00:49,433 --> 01:00:51,367 I said that we'd reconsidered. 1007 01:00:51,433 --> 01:00:52,867 We wanted the paper, 1008 01:00:52,933 --> 01:00:56,167 but could they deliver it under the back porch? 1009 01:00:56,233 --> 01:00:59,867 All summer long, Roger delivered the paper in secret. 1010 01:01:00,067 --> 01:01:03,133 He even gave me my own receipt card... 1011 01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:04,433 That they punch? 1012 01:01:04,500 --> 01:01:07,800 I hid it in my dresser drawer. 1013 01:01:12,500 --> 01:01:16,800 [No dialogue] 1014 01:01:56,133 --> 01:01:57,167 Um... 1015 01:01:57,233 --> 01:02:01,300 Uh, I didn't tell you everything. 1016 01:02:03,300 --> 01:02:05,933 Sometimes I didn't have enough money 1017 01:02:06,067 --> 01:02:08,300 to pay for the paper. 1018 01:02:10,067 --> 01:02:14,800 So... I had to pay for it in other ways. 1019 01:02:17,067 --> 01:02:18,967 Does that bother you? 1020 01:02:25,067 --> 01:02:27,233 No, no. That doesn't bother me. 1021 01:02:27,300 --> 01:02:30,433 I mean, I remember I had trouble 1022 01:02:30,500 --> 01:02:32,467 budgeting my allowance. 1023 01:02:38,067 --> 01:02:39,933 Oh, and you know what? 1024 01:02:40,067 --> 01:02:41,867 Another thing about Roger is 1025 01:02:41,933 --> 01:02:44,867 he always was a gentleman about it. 1026 01:02:44,933 --> 01:02:46,867 And he always used to... 1027 01:02:46,933 --> 01:02:48,867 Punch my card beforehand... 1028 01:02:48,933 --> 01:02:51,233 Rather than afterward. 1029 01:02:59,133 --> 01:03:01,133 [Click] 1030 01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:02,300 Ohh! 1031 01:03:43,433 --> 01:03:44,867 I--sorry, I thought-- 1032 01:03:44,933 --> 01:03:46,367 is Mr. Turnbull still-- 1033 01:03:46,433 --> 01:03:47,867 he's in the John. 1034 01:03:47,933 --> 01:03:49,167 Don't worry. He's quick. 1035 01:03:49,233 --> 01:03:51,867 Mr. Turnbull, are you ready for-- 1036 01:03:51,933 --> 01:03:55,067 oh, I thought you were Mr. Turnbull. 1037 01:03:55,133 --> 01:03:56,367 No, I was just-- 1038 01:03:56,433 --> 01:03:57,867 he's not back yet. 1039 01:03:57,933 --> 01:04:00,433 That's funny. He's usually very quick. 1040 01:04:00,500 --> 01:04:02,300 [Toilet running] 1041 01:04:03,500 --> 01:04:04,933 Donald. Donald! 1042 01:04:05,067 --> 01:04:07,933 I can't tell you how great you look. 1043 01:04:08,067 --> 01:04:11,433 I thought you'd be spending your money on muscatel. 1044 01:04:11,500 --> 01:04:12,933 They're ready. 1045 01:04:13,067 --> 01:04:14,433 Fine. Send them in. 1046 01:04:14,500 --> 01:04:16,300 Gentlemen, please! 1047 01:04:28,500 --> 01:04:30,133 Mr. Linder, please. 1048 01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:31,233 Oh, thank you. 1049 01:04:31,300 --> 01:04:33,933 That's fine. Let's see your hat. 1050 01:04:34,067 --> 01:04:36,200 You look really wonderful, wonderful. 1051 01:04:36,267 --> 01:04:37,433 Thank you. 1052 01:04:37,500 --> 01:04:39,233 All right, Mr. Reid, yes. 1053 01:04:39,300 --> 01:04:41,867 That's very good, sir, very good. 1054 01:04:41,933 --> 01:04:43,367 Fine. Wonderful, wonderful. 1055 01:04:43,433 --> 01:04:44,867 Mr. Greenbaum, that's fine. 1056 01:04:44,933 --> 01:04:47,067 Let me see your cap. 1057 01:04:47,133 --> 01:04:48,367 That's good. 1058 01:04:48,433 --> 01:04:50,133 Thank you, sir. 1059 01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:51,367 Thank you. 1060 01:04:51,433 --> 01:04:52,867 It's very, very nice. 1061 01:04:52,933 --> 01:04:54,867 Now, let's see, Mr. Colbert. 1062 01:04:54,933 --> 01:04:58,167 I'm sorry. I don't like that jacket on you. 1063 01:04:58,233 --> 01:05:00,433 Would you change that, Reynolds? 1064 01:05:00,500 --> 01:05:01,933 Of course, sir. 1065 01:05:02,067 --> 01:05:03,933 Is he getting special attention? 1066 01:05:04,067 --> 01:05:05,433 Never mind about him. 1067 01:05:05,500 --> 01:05:07,933 I have a right to know. 1068 01:05:08,067 --> 01:05:10,233 I'll explain it to you later. 1069 01:05:10,300 --> 01:05:12,933 Look, my contract, Mr. Reynolds, says-- 1070 01:05:13,067 --> 01:05:14,367 Donald, be honest. 1071 01:05:14,433 --> 01:05:17,433 Isn't it great to be working together again? 1072 01:05:17,500 --> 01:05:19,433 Do those guys have some-- 1073 01:05:19,500 --> 01:05:21,800 [power saw] 1074 01:05:26,200 --> 01:05:28,300 [Hammering] 1075 01:05:34,500 --> 01:05:36,433 [Tuba plays] 1076 01:05:36,500 --> 01:05:38,300 Oh, let's see. 1077 01:05:40,067 --> 01:05:42,933 I like this one. This is very good. 1078 01:05:43,067 --> 01:05:44,433 This one's wonderful! 1079 01:05:44,500 --> 01:05:46,433 I like that very much. 1080 01:05:46,500 --> 01:05:47,933 This one is good. 1081 01:05:48,067 --> 01:05:51,133 Donald, would you please help me with these? 1082 01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:52,367 Thank you. 1083 01:05:52,433 --> 01:05:55,433 Do all these guys work for you? 1084 01:05:55,500 --> 01:05:56,933 Donald, be serious. 1085 01:05:57,067 --> 01:06:01,067 These men earn an average of 55 thou a year. 1086 01:06:01,067 --> 01:06:03,500 We don't like to make deliveries. 1087 01:06:03,567 --> 01:06:06,067 That's all we need. Thank you. 1088 01:06:06,067 --> 01:06:08,867 I'll take those back. Thank you. 1089 01:06:12,067 --> 01:06:13,300 Oh! By the way... 1090 01:06:13,367 --> 01:06:16,500 I lined up another tour for you. 1091 01:06:16,567 --> 01:06:18,200 Here's your itinerary. 1092 01:06:18,267 --> 01:06:19,367 Oh. 1093 01:06:25,067 --> 01:06:28,367 "Pathean, Nebraska." 1094 01:07:19,067 --> 01:07:22,167 Hello. I'm Donald beeman for Mr. Reese. 1095 01:07:22,233 --> 01:07:24,533 He's over there. 1096 01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:28,433 Excuse me, Mr. Reese? 1097 01:07:28,500 --> 01:07:29,533 Hmm? 1098 01:07:29,600 --> 01:07:32,233 I'm Donald beeman, tap dancing magician. 1099 01:07:32,300 --> 01:07:34,733 That's going to have to wait. 1100 01:07:34,800 --> 01:07:36,233 My wife just called. 1101 01:07:36,300 --> 01:07:38,767 There's a man under our porch. 1102 01:07:38,833 --> 01:07:40,067 Come on. 1103 01:07:40,133 --> 01:07:41,067 Well... 1104 01:07:41,133 --> 01:07:42,233 Hurry up! 1105 01:07:42,300 --> 01:07:44,467 [Burlesque music playing] 1106 01:07:44,533 --> 01:07:47,667 [Man] Hey, you from beaver falls, honey? 1107 01:07:47,733 --> 01:07:50,067 Whoo! Whoo! 1108 01:07:54,733 --> 01:07:57,367 All right. Right away, dear. 1109 01:07:57,433 --> 01:07:58,733 Fantastic, huh? 1110 01:07:58,800 --> 01:08:02,767 They loved the rabbit and the American flag bit. 1111 01:08:02,833 --> 01:08:05,767 That was my wife on the phone. 1112 01:08:05,833 --> 01:08:08,067 She did a damn dangerous thing. 1113 01:08:08,133 --> 01:08:09,600 W-What thing? 1114 01:08:09,667 --> 01:08:13,567 She poked at that guy under the porch with a pole. 1115 01:08:13,633 --> 01:08:17,767 He ran out across the street and up a tree. 1116 01:08:17,833 --> 01:08:19,433 Fire engines? 1117 01:08:21,867 --> 01:08:23,233 [Police radio] 1118 01:08:23,300 --> 01:08:26,100 [Policeman] Watch out for my car. 1119 01:08:45,633 --> 01:08:48,767 [Woman] Does he look familiar to you? 1120 01:08:48,833 --> 01:08:50,167 [Man] I don't know. 1121 01:08:50,233 --> 01:08:52,467 He moved up to that branch. 1122 01:08:52,533 --> 01:08:55,667 All right, forget it. Come on down. 1123 01:08:55,733 --> 01:08:57,167 What's the matter? 1124 01:08:57,233 --> 01:08:58,667 Ladder's too short. 1125 01:08:58,733 --> 01:09:00,233 It's too short. 1126 01:09:00,300 --> 01:09:03,600 I thought the fire department had big ladders. 1127 01:09:07,300 --> 01:09:10,233 [Policeman] Did he look like an airline pilot? 1128 01:09:10,300 --> 01:09:13,300 [Fireman] I didn't see him that good. 1129 01:09:13,367 --> 01:09:17,367 An airline stewardess is coming who can identify him. 1130 01:09:26,933 --> 01:09:28,167 Nothing here, nothing there. 1131 01:09:28,233 --> 01:09:29,167 Ha! 1132 01:09:29,233 --> 01:09:30,933 Ohh! Ha ha! 1133 01:09:31,067 --> 01:09:32,267 That's marvelous! 1134 01:09:40,500 --> 01:09:42,533 Good evening. I'm miss Collins. 1135 01:09:42,600 --> 01:09:44,800 We think we've located your pilot. 1136 01:09:44,867 --> 01:09:49,167 At first we thought it was my brother-in-law Ralph. 1137 01:09:49,233 --> 01:09:50,733 Follow me, miss. 1138 01:09:50,800 --> 01:09:53,867 He was underneath the porch this afternoon. 1139 01:09:53,933 --> 01:09:55,867 Now he's up a tree. 1140 01:09:55,933 --> 01:09:57,667 He's over by the ladder. 1141 01:09:57,733 --> 01:10:01,300 They brought the fire truck with a ladder. 1142 01:10:02,967 --> 01:10:04,267 Is that him? 1143 01:10:04,333 --> 01:10:07,000 I didn't think he'd get so far. That's him. 1144 01:10:07,067 --> 01:10:08,800 What's the matter with him? 1145 01:10:08,867 --> 01:10:11,933 He gets butterflies worse than the other pilots. 1146 01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:14,500 If you get him down quickly, 1147 01:10:14,567 --> 01:10:17,433 you can probably get him back to O'Hare 1148 01:10:17,500 --> 01:10:19,733 in time for his 11:00 flight. 1149 01:10:19,800 --> 01:10:23,633 Shouldn't he lay off for a few days? 1150 01:10:23,700 --> 01:10:26,000 No. He should get back up-- 1151 01:10:26,067 --> 01:10:28,800 like climbing back on a horse after being thrown. 1152 01:10:28,867 --> 01:10:32,067 I'll get him to the airport in time. 1153 01:10:32,133 --> 01:10:36,000 He may pretend he doesn't, but he knows the way. 1154 01:10:36,067 --> 01:10:38,200 All right. Everybody move back. 1155 01:10:38,267 --> 01:10:41,733 I said everybody back. 1156 01:10:44,433 --> 01:10:47,667 It's not good to have too many people involved 1157 01:10:47,733 --> 01:10:51,233 in a situation as delicate as this. 1158 01:10:58,733 --> 01:11:04,300 You dumb bastard, you got 10 seconds to get the hell down! 1159 01:11:39,400 --> 01:11:40,333 [Door opens] 1160 01:11:40,400 --> 01:11:42,767 [Girl] Aah! 1161 01:11:42,833 --> 01:11:43,967 Aah! 1162 01:11:51,067 --> 01:11:52,467 Who was that? 1163 01:11:52,533 --> 01:11:55,367 Oh, I've seen him around, but... 1164 01:11:55,433 --> 01:11:58,733 We haven't actually been introduced. 1165 01:12:03,700 --> 01:12:05,300 [Coughing] 1166 01:13:37,067 --> 01:13:38,933 Young man. 1167 01:13:39,067 --> 01:13:40,867 Young man. 1168 01:13:40,933 --> 01:13:42,667 Hey, young man! 1169 01:13:42,733 --> 01:13:45,367 I'm awfully sorry to disturb you, 1170 01:13:45,433 --> 01:13:48,233 but I can't reach my pillow. 1171 01:13:54,633 --> 01:13:56,233 Thank you. 1172 01:13:57,300 --> 01:13:59,500 Oh, no, no! 1173 01:13:59,567 --> 01:14:02,133 This is my hard pillow! 1174 01:14:02,200 --> 01:14:04,500 I wanted my soft pillow. 1175 01:14:09,933 --> 01:14:12,733 [Gunfire] 1176 01:14:12,800 --> 01:14:14,333 [Screaming] 1177 01:14:14,400 --> 01:14:15,867 We interrupt this program 1178 01:14:15,933 --> 01:14:19,767 for a special on-the-spot news report. 1179 01:14:19,833 --> 01:14:23,267 The passengers were trapped for a perilous 14 hours 1180 01:14:23,333 --> 01:14:25,900 until the rampaging flood waters subsided. 1181 01:14:25,967 --> 01:14:29,200 What began as a pleasant, almost placid, bus trip 1182 01:14:29,267 --> 01:14:32,433 turned without warning into an ordeal--excuse me. 1183 01:14:32,500 --> 01:14:34,733 The bus is pulling in now. 1184 01:14:34,800 --> 01:14:38,800 We'll see if we can't talk to some passengers. 1185 01:14:44,433 --> 01:14:45,700 They're lowering crates 1186 01:14:45,767 --> 01:14:48,767 for the passengers to step out on. 1187 01:14:48,833 --> 01:14:51,367 Excuse me, sir. What thoughts-- 1188 01:14:51,433 --> 01:14:53,367 uh, ma'am. Excuse me, madam. 1189 01:14:53,433 --> 01:14:57,367 I know words often fail at a time like this, 1190 01:14:57,433 --> 01:15:00,433 but if you could give our viewers 1191 01:15:00,500 --> 01:15:02,733 some idea of your harrowing ordeal. 1192 01:15:02,800 --> 01:15:05,733 I don't know what we would have done 1193 01:15:05,800 --> 01:15:07,433 without that wonderful man. 1194 01:15:07,500 --> 01:15:10,433 Yes, a driver who clearly gave his all. 1195 01:15:10,500 --> 01:15:12,733 No. The man who entertained US. 1196 01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:15,433 He danced into the morning hours. 1197 01:15:15,500 --> 01:15:16,733 He performed magic tricks 1198 01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:18,700 that were simply amazing. 1199 01:15:18,767 --> 01:15:21,733 In other words, a wayfaring troubadour, as it were, 1200 01:15:21,800 --> 01:15:25,067 who took it upon himself to cheer those 1201 01:15:25,133 --> 01:15:26,367 who knew not what-- 1202 01:15:26,433 --> 01:15:28,067 there he is! 1203 01:15:28,133 --> 01:15:29,733 Excuse me, sir? This way. 1204 01:15:29,800 --> 01:15:31,433 According to this lady... 1205 01:15:31,500 --> 01:15:32,733 Are we on television? 1206 01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:34,733 You took it upon yourself 1207 01:15:34,800 --> 01:15:36,933 to cheer those who otherwise-- 1208 01:15:37,067 --> 01:15:38,433 no. Let's just say, 1209 01:15:38,500 --> 01:15:41,933 I like to live life at the gut level. 1210 01:15:42,067 --> 01:15:43,800 Yes, well... 1211 01:16:28,067 --> 01:16:29,367 Um... 1212 01:16:31,867 --> 01:16:36,067 Could you tell me where Mr. Turnbull's office is? 1213 01:16:39,767 --> 01:16:41,300 Big building. 1214 01:16:43,067 --> 01:16:44,433 Huge building. 1215 01:16:44,500 --> 01:16:47,800 I haven't seen a building this big in... 1216 01:17:01,767 --> 01:17:02,800 Next! 1217 01:17:02,867 --> 01:17:05,700 Pass your hand through the candle. 1218 01:17:05,767 --> 01:17:06,700 Next! 1219 01:17:06,767 --> 01:17:09,700 Pass your hand through the candle. 1220 01:17:09,767 --> 01:17:11,367 Next! 1221 01:17:12,567 --> 01:17:15,067 Pass your hand through the candle. 1222 01:17:15,133 --> 01:17:16,267 Next! 1223 01:17:16,333 --> 01:17:18,433 Pass your hand through the candle. 1224 01:17:18,500 --> 01:17:21,433 [Woman] The 17-day plan provides for appearances 1225 01:17:21,500 --> 01:17:24,067 at a total of 10 night clubs 1226 01:17:24,100 --> 01:17:26,900 and your rides throughout the entire state-- 1227 01:17:26,967 --> 01:17:29,400 I'm looking for Mr. Turnbull's office. 1228 01:17:29,467 --> 01:17:33,100 This is the annex. You want the new building-- 1229 01:17:33,167 --> 01:17:35,600 down the hallway to your left. 1230 01:17:35,667 --> 01:17:37,367 Thank you. 1231 01:17:38,733 --> 01:17:42,833 Excuse me. Do you know where Mr. Turnbull's office is? 1232 01:17:42,900 --> 01:17:44,067 Anything wrong? 1233 01:17:44,100 --> 01:17:45,567 No. I'm just looking for him. 1234 01:17:45,633 --> 01:17:49,267 Take the elevator to level "b" and level "a." 1235 01:17:49,333 --> 01:17:51,300 Uh, what... 1236 01:18:02,933 --> 01:18:06,900 Look, I know this is the workhorse of our line, 1237 01:18:06,967 --> 01:18:09,967 but the pilot's project shows we're just beginning. 1238 01:18:10,067 --> 01:18:12,567 Response to our wino prototype has been tremendous. 1239 01:18:12,633 --> 01:18:15,833 I'll show you the statistics. 1240 01:18:15,900 --> 01:18:18,300 Attention! An unidentified rabbit is loose. 1241 01:18:18,367 --> 01:18:22,867 Will the ensnarement engineer please report to area "j"? 1242 01:18:30,067 --> 01:18:31,500 There he is! 1243 01:18:31,567 --> 01:18:34,633 Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him! 1244 01:18:34,700 --> 01:18:37,067 No, you don't! No, you don't! 1245 01:18:37,067 --> 01:18:39,367 No, no, no, no! 1246 01:18:42,067 --> 01:18:43,433 Mr. Higgins. 1247 01:18:43,500 --> 01:18:47,800 You know how we frown on keeping credit cards. 1248 01:18:49,067 --> 01:18:51,300 All right, let's, uh... 1249 01:18:58,067 --> 01:19:01,500 Excuse me, uh... 1250 01:19:01,567 --> 01:19:05,067 Can you tell me where Mr. Turnbull's office is? 1251 01:19:05,067 --> 01:19:07,067 Turnbull? This is processing. 1252 01:19:07,067 --> 01:19:08,500 You don't want processing! 1253 01:19:08,567 --> 01:19:10,500 You want administration! 1254 01:19:10,567 --> 01:19:12,500 Don't ever come through processing 1255 01:19:12,567 --> 01:19:15,367 when you want administration! 1256 01:19:19,367 --> 01:19:22,800 Attention! An unidentified rabbit is loose in area "j." 1257 01:19:22,867 --> 01:19:28,067 Will the ensnarement engineer pleasereport to area "j"? 1258 01:19:40,700 --> 01:19:41,967 Hello. 1259 01:19:42,067 --> 01:19:44,267 You must be our Mr. Beeman. 1260 01:19:44,333 --> 01:19:45,967 Welcome home, Mr. Beeman. 1261 01:19:46,067 --> 01:19:47,300 Oh, thank you. 1262 01:19:47,367 --> 01:19:49,300 This tap dancing magician thing 1263 01:19:49,367 --> 01:19:51,300 sure has taken off, huh? 1264 01:19:51,367 --> 01:19:54,733 Yes, and it's all because of you. 1265 01:19:54,800 --> 01:19:58,433 Yeah, well, I guess I really got it... 1266 01:19:58,500 --> 01:20:00,933 Ahem! Is Mr. Turnbull in, please? 1267 01:20:01,000 --> 01:20:02,433 Yes. He's expecting you. 1268 01:20:02,500 --> 01:20:05,767 Why don't you go right in? 1269 01:20:05,833 --> 01:20:08,967 Leave all that here. I'll watch your bunny. 1270 01:20:09,033 --> 01:20:12,000 No. I got to take him. 1271 01:20:12,067 --> 01:20:14,300 O.k. Go on in. 1272 01:20:51,967 --> 01:20:54,233 Uh, Mr. Turnbull. 1273 01:20:55,633 --> 01:20:56,867 Hello, Donald. 1274 01:20:56,933 --> 01:20:58,567 Hi. 1275 01:20:58,633 --> 01:21:00,300 Come on in. 1276 01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:06,067 Wonderful to see you. 1277 01:21:06,067 --> 01:21:07,800 Um... 1278 01:21:09,067 --> 01:21:11,300 What are you doing in here? 1279 01:21:11,367 --> 01:21:13,933 Actually, it's-- it's quite pleasant. 1280 01:21:14,067 --> 01:21:15,433 Uh... 1281 01:21:15,500 --> 01:21:16,733 The only trouble is, 1282 01:21:16,800 --> 01:21:21,933 if I close the door all the way... 1283 01:21:22,067 --> 01:21:23,933 The light goes out. 1284 01:21:24,067 --> 01:21:26,300 Ha ha ha ha! 1285 01:21:28,900 --> 01:21:31,933 Tell me, uh... 1286 01:21:32,067 --> 01:21:34,067 How are things with you? 1287 01:21:34,133 --> 01:21:37,433 Fine. I've really been enjoying myself. 1288 01:21:37,500 --> 01:21:39,667 Hey, what's the matter? 1289 01:21:39,733 --> 01:21:43,833 You can tell something's wrong, can't you? 1290 01:21:43,900 --> 01:21:48,633 God! I was hoping that it wouldn't show. 1291 01:21:48,700 --> 01:21:49,867 Donald... 1292 01:21:49,933 --> 01:21:52,967 Let me tell you. 1293 01:21:53,067 --> 01:21:54,567 Donald, I'm scared. 1294 01:21:54,633 --> 01:21:55,867 Scared of what? 1295 01:21:55,933 --> 01:21:57,367 The whole thing. 1296 01:21:57,433 --> 01:21:59,667 I was o.K. As an executive 1297 01:21:59,733 --> 01:22:01,933 in the servomechanism industry, 1298 01:22:02,067 --> 01:22:03,733 but I can't handle this. 1299 01:22:03,800 --> 01:22:07,433 Go on tour with me for a couple weeks. 1300 01:22:07,500 --> 01:22:09,433 It'll straighten you right out. 1301 01:22:09,500 --> 01:22:13,633 Do you realize how many people are depending on US? 1302 01:22:13,700 --> 01:22:14,567 US? 1303 01:22:14,633 --> 01:22:16,933 Yes! Do you realize how many? 1304 01:22:17,067 --> 01:22:17,933 No. 1305 01:22:18,067 --> 01:22:19,433 I don't either. 1306 01:22:19,500 --> 01:22:22,733 I've been afraid to find out the exact number. 1307 01:22:22,800 --> 01:22:25,067 That's just part of it! 1308 01:22:25,067 --> 01:22:26,933 Let me show you something. 1309 01:22:27,067 --> 01:22:29,433 I can't go out there alone. 1310 01:22:29,500 --> 01:22:31,300 I'm right behind you. 1311 01:22:51,733 --> 01:22:54,367 This is just the preliminary groundwork. 1312 01:22:54,433 --> 01:22:56,667 You see that company right there? 1313 01:22:56,733 --> 01:23:00,433 It's one of the largest corporations in the world. 1314 01:23:00,500 --> 01:23:02,933 They're coming tomorrow to start negotiations. 1315 01:23:03,067 --> 01:23:04,433 That doesn't sound terrible. 1316 01:23:04,500 --> 01:23:05,933 What do you mean? 1317 01:23:06,067 --> 01:23:08,433 Just let them buy US out. 1318 01:23:08,500 --> 01:23:09,733 No! You don't understand. 1319 01:23:09,800 --> 01:23:12,067 We are buying them out! 1320 01:23:15,067 --> 01:23:17,067 Oh. 1321 01:23:17,100 --> 01:23:18,967 I can't handle it alone. 1322 01:23:19,067 --> 01:23:21,067 Sure you can. 1323 01:23:21,100 --> 01:23:23,333 Not with executives of this caliber! 1324 01:23:23,400 --> 01:23:26,433 One of them has had his picture 1325 01:23:26,500 --> 01:23:29,633 in u.S. News and world report three times! 1326 01:23:33,400 --> 01:23:36,333 I guess...I mean... It can't be so bad. 1327 01:23:36,400 --> 01:23:39,667 I'll sit in for a while 1328 01:23:39,733 --> 01:23:42,600 if you think it'll make any difference. 1329 01:23:42,667 --> 01:23:44,667 Aw, thank you. Thanks, Donald. 1330 01:23:44,733 --> 01:23:48,233 I knew you wouldn't let me down. 1331 01:24:13,200 --> 01:24:14,833 Five minutes to go. 1332 01:24:14,900 --> 01:24:16,933 [Intercom buzzes] 1333 01:24:18,667 --> 01:24:19,833 Yeah? 1334 01:24:19,900 --> 01:24:23,067 There's a long-distance call from marietta, Ohio. 1335 01:24:23,100 --> 01:24:25,733 I don't know anybody from marietta. 1336 01:24:25,800 --> 01:24:28,267 Oh. Ohh! 1337 01:24:28,333 --> 01:24:29,733 [Raining] 1338 01:24:29,800 --> 01:24:32,800 [Woman's voice] Uh-huh, uh-huh. 1339 01:24:32,867 --> 01:24:36,800 It's just that I thought that you'd be here. 1340 01:24:43,067 --> 01:24:44,500 It's one meeting. I'll be-- 1341 01:24:44,567 --> 01:24:46,533 sorry your name isn't on the door. 1342 01:24:46,600 --> 01:24:48,500 That's o.K. That's o.K. 1343 01:24:48,567 --> 01:24:51,367 Well, next week, I'll be in, um... 1344 01:24:51,433 --> 01:24:53,167 Friday--terre haute. 1345 01:24:53,233 --> 01:24:56,233 You're not mad about the door? 1346 01:24:56,300 --> 01:24:57,933 Oh, I'm not mad. 1347 01:24:58,067 --> 01:25:00,433 Yeah, next Friday. 1348 01:25:03,900 --> 01:25:05,700 Mm-hmm. 1349 01:25:05,767 --> 01:25:07,300 Yeah, me, too. 1350 01:25:08,500 --> 01:25:11,300 Hey, got to go. Bye-bye. 1351 01:25:12,700 --> 01:25:13,833 Donald. 1352 01:25:13,900 --> 01:25:15,867 You sure you're not mad? 1353 01:25:15,933 --> 01:25:19,933 Positive. I'm fine. I was just--just thinking. 1354 01:25:20,067 --> 01:25:21,967 I do that myself sometimes, 1355 01:25:22,067 --> 01:25:24,300 just drift off into thought. 1356 01:25:25,800 --> 01:25:30,067 Well, we ought to get on down to the board room. 1357 01:25:30,100 --> 01:25:31,800 Yeah. 1358 01:25:43,500 --> 01:25:45,433 Just take a deep breath. 1359 01:25:45,500 --> 01:25:47,300 O.k. Thanks, Donald. 1360 01:25:49,700 --> 01:25:50,933 Gentlemen... 1361 01:25:51,067 --> 01:25:53,433 I'd like to introduce to you 1362 01:25:53,500 --> 01:25:55,300 Mr. Donald beeman. 1363 01:25:56,700 --> 01:25:57,933 Donald? 1364 01:25:58,067 --> 01:26:00,500 Mr. Beeman was right behind me. 1365 01:26:00,567 --> 01:26:03,500 I've got a meeting to go to. 1366 01:26:03,567 --> 01:26:04,867 Something much more important. 1367 01:26:04,933 --> 01:26:08,067 You'll enjoy this more than that meeting. 1368 01:26:08,067 --> 01:26:09,567 I love magicians. 1369 01:26:09,633 --> 01:26:11,800 Magic is my life, Mr. Beeman. 1370 01:26:11,867 --> 01:26:15,067 You haven't seen my tricks, Mr. Beeman. 1371 01:26:15,067 --> 01:26:18,067 I want to see your magic wand. 1372 01:26:18,067 --> 01:26:19,500 Miss Parsons! 1373 01:26:19,567 --> 01:26:22,067 I won't hurt your magic wand. 1374 01:26:22,067 --> 01:26:23,933 [Crash] 1375 01:26:24,067 --> 01:26:28,867 I believe that's Mr. Beeman preparing in there now. 1376 01:26:30,067 --> 01:26:31,367 Donald. 1377 01:26:35,133 --> 01:26:38,433 Uh, Mr. Beeman will be right out, gentlemen. 1378 01:26:38,500 --> 01:26:40,500 Sorry. I'm running behind schedule. 1379 01:26:40,567 --> 01:26:43,433 Didn't you get my memo? This wasn't necessary. 1380 01:26:43,500 --> 01:26:46,433 He agreed to come to the meeting. 1381 01:26:46,500 --> 01:26:49,067 Mr. Beeman will be right out. 1382 01:26:49,133 --> 01:26:50,800 Donald. 1383 01:26:52,067 --> 01:26:54,233 Good day, miss Parsons. 1384 01:26:54,300 --> 01:26:57,800 Gentlemen. Just working with my rabbit. 1385 01:27:00,567 --> 01:27:03,067 Mr. Donald beeman, Mr. Arthur g. Erickson. 1386 01:27:03,067 --> 01:27:05,867 How do you do, sir? 1387 01:27:06,633 --> 01:27:08,067 Mr. Clarence harcourt. 1388 01:27:08,067 --> 01:27:09,500 Nice to meet you. 1389 01:27:09,567 --> 01:27:11,500 Mr. E.B. Webster... 1390 01:27:11,567 --> 01:27:14,167 Morning, Donald. How are you? 1391 01:27:14,233 --> 01:27:16,267 You wouldn't believe that freeway today. 1392 01:27:16,333 --> 01:27:18,267 I was practicing some routines-- 1393 01:27:18,333 --> 01:27:22,133 lunch is out today, but tomorrow for sure. 1394 01:27:23,767 --> 01:27:25,067 [Typing] 1395 01:27:25,133 --> 01:27:26,867 [Telephone rings] 1396 01:27:28,067 --> 01:27:29,567 Mr. Beeman's office. 1397 01:27:29,633 --> 01:27:32,700 No, I'm sorry. He's in conference. 1398 01:27:32,767 --> 01:27:34,067 No, I don't-- 1399 01:27:34,067 --> 01:27:35,567 Harrisburg? 1400 01:27:35,633 --> 01:27:37,500 So far as I know, 1401 01:27:37,567 --> 01:27:41,833 he's scheduled to remain here in Los Angeles all week. 1402 01:27:47,800 --> 01:27:52,433 Well, Donald, back to the old grindstone, huh? 1403 01:27:52,500 --> 01:27:55,800 Connors, let's get cracking on that interoffice memo. 1404 01:30:27,700 --> 01:30:30,300 1, 2, 3, escape! 1405 01:30:57,933 --> 01:31:00,300 [Applause]